Once upon a time, there was a boy and a girl that met in an O-chem lab. The boy asked the girl to marry him. The girl left on a mission.
The girl came home. The boy was still there. He asked her to marry him again. She said yes this time.
They were happy.
They moved to the middle of a pancake.
One day, the girl thought, "a cat would be nice."
So they got a cat.
He sat around and sucked life out of all that were around him. The boy tolerated him. The girl loved him.
The boy ate oatmeal.
One day, they both thought, "a dog would be nice."
So they got a dog.
She was too cute for her own good.
The dog wanted a yard, so the boy and girl bought a house for their dog.
Then, the dog wanted a friend. So the boy and the girl got another dog.
The dog liked eating couches and books.
Then one day, the girl saw an article about a rabbit and thought, "that looks tasty fun!"
So they got rabbits.
The boy ate cake.
Then one day the girl said to the boy, "we should get chickens!" The boy said, "I always wanted to be a chicken farmer!"
So they got chickens.
Their life was complete.
They all took a nap.